Arthur Farrier on
Personal Appearance
1.
If you think you need deodorant you should
probably shower
2.
It costs nothing to look tidy
3.
Only undies and socks require no ironing
4.
Learn to sew a hem, turned up cuffs on jeans
never stay in style
5.
Use a full-length mirror before you go
out, you never know what you might have sat in.
6.
Dog or cat hair always makes your
appearance scruffy, brush it off before venturing out.
7.
You can wear long hair if you keep it
tidy.
8.
When thinking about getting a tattoo, walk
through the supermarket a few times and check the tatts on pensioners. Do you
really want to look like that when you’re seventy?
9.
Don’t wear sneakers with dress slacks, it
makes you look cheap.
10.
If the bloke in the mirror thinks you look silly,
better go and change.
